Breakfast of ex-champions

yogurt moustache, originally uploaded by toyfoto.

MAMA: What do you want for breakfast?

CHAMP: Beckfas?

MAMA: Would you like eggs?

CHAMP: No.

MAMA: Cereal?

CHAMP: NO!

MAMA Toast and peanut butter?

CHAMP: NO! ASH NO!

MAMA: Well, you have to eat something for breakfast. What will you eat?

CHAMP: Wan eyespeam sameeech. Wan eyes PEEM sameeech!

DADDY: What does he want?

ITTYBIT He wants an ice cream sandwich.

DADDY: I want one, too.

MAMA: Well, we're all out. How about one of these yogurts in a tube? That's the closest thing I have to ice cream.

CHAMP: O.K.

MAMA: *after snipping the edge and handing it over, the boy takes the tiniest of all licks and hands it back.

CHAMP: Wan shup. Wan shup.

MAMA: What?

ITTYBIT: He wants it in a cup. He likes drinking it out of a cup.

DADDY: Yeah. He doesn't like to get his hands all sticky.