"Mom ... When you and dad got married did he stay near the front while your dad walked you down an aisle?"
"Yes, Silas, that's pretty much how it went."
"Who was your caterer?"
"Tommy Carlucci. I don't think you've ever met him."
"And who made your cake?"
"Karen Casey ... she lives across the street from papa."
"Did it have bride and groom on top that looked like you and daddy?"
"No. We weren't that fancy. We had edible flowers ... pansies."
"When is your anniversary?"
"September 28."
"Wait ... you mean your anniversary comes AFTER I was born?"
"Well not the first few."