Don't count your chickens before they're hatched

An illustrative reminder.

If you can't laugh at this ...

You might be visited this evening by a few ghosts.

Knock, knock

Who's there?



A fifteen-pound cat who wants to play.

A fifteen-pound cat who wants to play who?

You! Go ahead, keep on dangling that purple shoelace thing-y ... I'll just watch.

The writing is on the wall ...

But I'm trying to get them to put it into journals.


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School is back in session, and with it comes lunchboxes filled with nutritious comestibles and love in the form of sickeningly sweet puns.

Today's Lunchbox Joke of the Day:

What does a penguin use to wipe his mouth?

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FLAPKINS!


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I know. I need help.