Him: Oh My God!
Him: There are no fewer than three hosts on this talk show wearing platform shoes.
Me: *blank stare*
Him: You know ... they're shoes that are almost as thick at the toe as they are in the heel and they make you super tall?
Me: Ah, yeah ... I know what platform shoes are, I just don't understand the significance of your surprise.
Him: I ... Just ... I mean ... People used to put goldfish in shoes like those, forgodssake.