The only person who pranked anyone in this crazy family was Annabel today when her papa took her away for an hour so I could have a little rest. They went to the grocery store and then to the ice cream shop that gives away free sample cones.
While they were deciding what flavor would taste best in the tiny cone, papa preemptively went into the bathroom to dampen a paper towel.
When he returned with the "wet nap," Annabel looked at him with a furrowed brow and said loud enough for the whole store to hear:
A little embarassed, he quickly told her no, that he'd run it under the sink's tap.
"NO, YOU WET IT IN THE POTTY."
He assured her he did not ...
She cut him off.
While we might have held off on crooking each other, April is pranking us. Jed is stuck in Michigan, needing yet another engine overhaul for his NEW truck. He won't be back until Tuesday now. And, just to make sure he has something to do when he gets home, the neighbor kids broke a window in the front of the house with a baseball. Accidents, you know -- like that other sticky substance -- they happen.