You all know I'm going to be breaking into the old
piggy chicken bank to buy a new camera right?
You know that invading the privacy of my children by taking copious pictures of them while they are still little
and incapable of getting a restraining order is almost a pathological need for me.
You know I can't return to film (entirely) because it would unduly impinge upon the kids' future access to funds for a college education.
You realize the camera I end up purchasing has to be an upgrade from the one that bit the dust, and, with that in mind, I'm hoping my kids are bright enough to at least get some assistance for tuition in the form of grants.
Of course I won't be spending too much, right? I don't want them to HAVE to live on Ramen Noodles unless they want to. ...
You know that right?