Cast of Characters: Ittybit, The Champ, A.M. Rider (Ittybit's BFF from way back to Kindergarten) and Yours Truly.
Destination: Various day camps.
ITTYBIT: MOM! Is that creepy crawly inside or outside.
YT: What? Where?
ITTYBIT: There, on the window.
YT: Oh, that's on the outside. Don't worry about it.
ITTYBIT: Don't worry! That green guy is hanging on like a crazy person. What if it gets in here?
YT: It won't get in here. I promise that is on the outside. See how the wind blows it around. ... Wow. That thing really is hanging on. ...
A.M. RIDER: What is that thing?
YT: It's the color of an aphid but it looks like a grasshopper. Maybe it's an adult aphid?
A.M. RIDER: Aren't aphids those tiny things that are really tasty snacks for Ladybugs?
YT: Yes. Yes. I don't know maybe it's just a mighty green grasshopper.
THE CHAMP: I frink its a squid. That's what it is, a squid.
A.M. RIDER: It's not a squid. They live in the water.
THE CHAMP: Not always.
ITTYBIT: Yes always!
THE CHAMP: Nuh, uh.
A.M. RIDER: Yes uh!
YT: What makes you think squid live out of water, bud?
THE CHAMP: Vector's squid launcher. Those squids weren't in water.
ITTYBIT: That's not real! That's a movie!
THE CHAMP: It is, too, real.
A.M. RIDER: Nuh uh!
ITTYBIT: Hey, where did the aphid/grasshopper/squid go?
YT: I let him inside. He wanted to hear this.