Had a bit of a mishap yesterday. Ittybit fell a little awkwardly while we were skating. So this morning, when she woke up still complaining of pain in the posterior, I scavenged around my studio and made her a little portable cushion ... you know ... for school.
Her response was fairly predicable: "Oh, mom, nooooooooooooo!"
Her dad's response, though, was why I married him:
"Oh, yeah ... you might has well put a cone around her neck, too."