*** Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang.
ITTYBIT: (all wide eyed on the porch) What was that noise?
MOMMY: It's just your dad, he's in the kitchen pounding his meat. Why don't you go tell him to stop. It's too loud and we can't read.
ITTYBIT: (runs to the kitchen) DAAAAAD, STOP POUNDING YOUR MEAT!!!!
DADDY: Did your mommy tell you to say that?
ITTYBIT: Yep. (runs back to the porch).
ITTYBIT: Mommy? Are you crying?
MOMMY: No honey, I'm just laughing really hard.
8 comments:
I refuse to ask if it was salami. Nope...won't do it.
Sadly, it was merely boneless chicken breast for his version of chicken- curry-picata ...
Oh, the next time we have chicken breast, I am SO using this.
that meat reference is glaring me in the face. but i'll sidestep it.
funny stuff.
oh dear.
LOL.
I wonder what Ittybit will say the next time she hears loud banging...
That is hilarious! You have me uncontrollably giggling as quietly as possible in the dark at 11:18 PM.
Children are at their best when we can use them for our amusement. LMAO
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