*** Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang.
ITTYBIT: (all wide eyed on the porch) What was that noise?
MOMMY: It's just your dad, he's in the kitchen pounding his meat. Why don't you go tell him to stop. It's too loud and we can't read.
ITTYBIT: (runs to the kitchen) DAAAAAD, STOP POUNDING YOUR MEAT!!!!
DADDY: Did your mommy tell you to say that?
ITTYBIT: Yep. (runs back to the porch).
ITTYBIT: Mommy? Are you crying?
MOMMY: No honey, I'm just laughing really hard.