War of the Roses

ME: The Nassau Public Library is showing "Flushed Away" on September 28th. It's a family night pajama party.

HIM: Are they showing it outside?

ME: No. They've got a little projector downstairs in the storytime room.

HIM: I am NOT spending our anniversary in the basement wearing fuzzy slippers.

ME: Well maybe Papa can take her.

HER: I don't want papa to take me. I want to go with yoooooooooooooooooooooou! MommyMommy MommyMommy Mommy MOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMEEEEEE!

ME: Well if you go with papa I'll bet that he'll let you get all hopped up on sugar ...

HER: OK. Going with Papa'd be good.