A not-so-fond farewell ...
Karl, Don ... few of us will be sorry to see you go.
We've been waiting for this day for six long years.
Six. Long. Years.
Georgie, porgie, puddin' pie ...
Can you say WAR CRIMES?
At the very least, can you say IMPEACHMENT?
Some may think we shouldn't waste time; we shouldn't fuel a vendetta like the people of your party did, but I believe you are a criminal and need to be brought to justice. Make no mistake, had you gotten a blow-job from a 22-year-old woman in the oval office, and then lied about it under oath, I wouldn't feel this way. No, what you did, sir, is mislead a nation, plunder our democracy and pad your cronies' pockets while the poor and middle class falters.
If the Democrats decide to let bygones be gone and instead choose to move the nation forward I will applaud them, too. I know there's enough blame in this deplorable war to pass around.
And goodbye Mr. Sweeney. ... A man in my district but not-anywhere-near my heart.
Dubbed 'Congressman Kickass' in 2000, you took it upon yourself to high-tail it down to Florida to see that your man stole himself an election.
Well ... I'd just like to say so long. Farewell. Adeiu. They said it would take dynamite to blast you out of the 20th district. I'm glad it was something more like domestic abuse. You sir, are a disgrace and now that the wife-beater t-shirt fits, let's hope it sticks. May you manage to control your rage and keep yourself out of jail. I sure hope you never try to serve the public again.