This is why communication in marriage is a contradiction in terms:
HIM: Hey, hon. Guess what? I just had breakfast with Kate Winslet.
ME: You've got to be crooking me. What did you say to her?
ME: You mean to tell me you had breakfast with Kate Winslet - the actress - and you didn't say a word to her?
HIM: That's right.
ME: Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Was she sitting at your table?
HIM: No, she was a few seats away.
ME: So then you had breakfast and Kate Winslet was in the restaurant.
HIM: How's that different from what I said?