Him: I had planned to install the new replacement windows in the kitchen today, but I also had a meeting scheduled.
Me: *blank stare.
Him: I wasn't sure if I'd be able to finish in time so I put up some bubble wrap just in case I got called away.
Me: *blink. blink.
Him: But I never got around to putting them in anyway.
Me: I see that.
Him: I'm really liking the way the light comes through the bubble wrap, though.
Me: Nice try, but we are NOT having bubble wrap curtains.