Ittybit: I got in BIG trouble this weekend.
Terri: How's that, sweetie?
Ittybit:  I throwed the busy fish at my mommy and she took away my carrots and made me clean my room. All. By. Myself.
Terri:  Well, gee. Why'd you throw  the busy fish at your mommy?
Ittybit: I don't know.  ....
But THEN I got in BIGGER trouble after I wouldn't get off the bed when daddy told me to. He made me go to my room.
Terri: Well, why wouldn't you get down off the bed?
Ittybit: Oh, I was just having a bad day.
 

 
 
1 comment:
Great excuse. Hope it works for me on the day I decide to smack someone silly at the next PTA meeting.
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