Uhm ... Siobhan? This is Lori. Today was supposed to be Annabel's SPECIAL DAY at School, you know, because of it being her birthday and all today? They showed me your name on the calendar.
Oh ... shhhhhhhhhhhh T!
It's ok. Don't feel bad. They said you can switch and have her Special Day Wednesday.
Wait. I'll call Jed. Maybe he can get there with the left-over goldfish from the party.
And Jed is the BEST parent on the East Coast
Jed, are you busy? It's Annabel's special day today and I NEVER looked at the Calendar. Ok. I looked at the calendar but I was looking through the Wednesdays, since I typically DO Wednesdays. And now our kid is ALONE on her special day. And. It's. All. My. Fault.
OK. What will I bring for a snack?
There's a whole truckload of Goldfish upstairs.
I think I'm going to go cry now.