"Hello? This is Tina from your OB-GYN office? Sorry to call you at work but I've got you an appointment for the Level II ultrasound and consult ... "
"Uhm ... someone already called me and told me it was set for Monday."
"Ah, no. There's nothing down for you on Monday. It's next Tuesday ... "
"Would that be before or after I give BIRTH to the baby you want to see in the ultrasound?"
"Let me call you back."
"Yeah. Why don't you do that."