So what am I doing?
A meme.
Cause it's all about me me me me me me me, right?
Thanks, Binky. I needed the distraction from this horrible movie Jed's watching, anyway.
Without further ado, I'm playing the name game:
1. ROCK STAR NAME (first pet, current car): Sheba Civic
2. GANGSTA NAME (fave ice cream flavor, favorite type of shoe): Pistachio Clog
3. NATIVE AMERICAN NAME (favorite color, favorite animal): Green Dog
4 SUPERHERO NAME (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Blue Margarita
5. NASCAR NAME (the first names of your grandfathers): David Emmett
6. STRIPPER NAME (the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent, favorite candy): Dryer Sheets Licorice
7. TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME (your fifth grade teacher’s last name, a major city that starts with the same letter): Jordan Juno
8. SPY NAME (your favorite season/holiday, flower): Autumn Dahlia
9. CARTOON NAME (favorite fruit, article of clothing you’re wearing right now): Grapes Smartsocks
10. HIPPIE NAME (What you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree): Coffee Crabapple
You know you want to do it ... I'm not naming names.
6 comments:
I've heard that vinegar can get rid of musty smells - my mom uses it in our wash (live at home still for saving money = win).
http://ask.metafilter.com/101906/How-to-clean-Musty-Towels
Good luck. Esp with the Christmas cards. Eek, with not going there.
I'm sure Dryer Sheets Licorice will make a killing at the strip club!
And, you know, my Rock Star Name sounds more and more like a Stripper name the more I think of it: Fluffy Quest.
I am buying vinegar by the gallon ... I suppose I should remember to use it in the laundry.
Rock Star-Naki Mazda
Gangsta-Coffee Loafer
Stripper-Happy Pieces
This meme is the best fluff around. How else would I get the image in my head of you swinging around a pole while the DJ introduces "Dryer Sheets Licorice"?
And my towels all smell moldy most of the time, too. I thought it was just me.
My husband effing loves that movie and it's always on, which is a bad thing. I asked the other night, "Is there a Shitty Old Sports Movies channel?
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