Saturday, November 08, 2008

you probably can't pronounce my REAL name, anyway.

There are SO many things I should be doing right now. There's gunk that needs to be scrubbed off of the stove top (thanks to Jed). Laundry in the washer needs to be transferred to the dryer (the towels smell moldy no matter what I do). I've got Christmas cards to fix finish (don't even go there).

So what am I doing?

A meme.

Cause it's all about me me me me me me me, right?

Thanks, Binky. I needed the distraction from this horrible movie Jed's watching, anyway.

Without further ado, I'm playing the name game:

1. ROCK STAR NAME (first pet, current car): Sheba Civic

2. GANGSTA NAME (fave ice cream flavor, favorite type of shoe): Pistachio Clog

3. NATIVE AMERICAN NAME (favorite color, favorite animal): Green Dog

4 SUPERHERO NAME (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Blue Margarita

5. NASCAR NAME (the first names of your grandfathers): David Emmett

6. STRIPPER NAME (the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent, favorite candy): Dryer Sheets Licorice

7. TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME (your fifth grade teacher’s last name, a major city that starts with the same letter): Jordan Juno

8. SPY NAME (your favorite season/holiday, flower): Autumn Dahlia

9. CARTOON NAME (favorite fruit, article of clothing you’re wearing right now): Grapes Smartsocks

10. HIPPIE NAME (What you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree): Coffee Crabapple


You know you want to do it ... I'm not naming names.

6 comments:

Kelly Anne said...

I've heard that vinegar can get rid of musty smells - my mom uses it in our wash (live at home still for saving money = win).

http://ask.metafilter.com/101906/How-to-clean-Musty-Towels

Good luck. Esp with the Christmas cards. Eek, with not going there.

Fairly Odd Mother said...

I'm sure Dryer Sheets Licorice will make a killing at the strip club!

And, you know, my Rock Star Name sounds more and more like a Stripper name the more I think of it: Fluffy Quest.

toyfoto said...

I am buying vinegar by the gallon ... I suppose I should remember to use it in the laundry.

jasi said...

Rock Star-Naki Mazda
Gangsta-Coffee Loafer
Stripper-Happy Pieces

Binky said...

This meme is the best fluff around. How else would I get the image in my head of you swinging around a pole while the DJ introduces "Dryer Sheets Licorice"?

And my towels all smell moldy most of the time, too. I thought it was just me.

Xdm said...

My husband effing loves that movie and it's always on, which is a bad thing. I asked the other night, "Is there a Shitty Old Sports Movies channel?