ME: I know you hate when I ask you this ... but do you ever have weird sensations across your back or shoulder?
ME: Because I get this weird feeling right over my left shoulder where the sling hits. ...
HIM: Well it's probably from the sling.
ME: But it happens when I'm not wearing it.
HIM: *blink. blink*
ME: Do you ever feel like your hands go to sleep but they really don't. So you're not sure if they have or not?
HIM: Uh, no. ...
ME: Do you ever get the feeling that you are not right handed after all?
HIM: Maybe I should have the blog.