So an ape walks into a yoga studio ...

Yoga Halloween ... Mama goes Ape, originally uploaded by toyfoto.

Q. How do you make a Gorilla laugh?
A. Tell it an elephant joke!

Q. How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?
A. Hold up your arm and say ‘Go back, you didn’t say ‘May I?”

Q. How did a Gorilla come to join the Army?
A. He had seen a sign saying, ‘Uncle Simian Wants You!’

Q. Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies?
A. Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter, there's a Gorilla in my soup!'