MARILLA CUTHBERT (of the Marilla Cuthbert Academy for Unspeakably Charming Children): "Oh, hello there, friend. ... I'm putting the seat of the commode down so we don't have anyone throwing any objects down the toilet unnecessarily."
ITTYBIT: "Oh, that makes perfect sense. My baby brother throws things down there ALL THE TIME! Don't you think it SUCKS? It really pisses me off!"