Monday, October 06, 2008

Wherein I tell you the REAL reason I will never win mother of the year

Hold Me Closer Tony Danza, originally uploaded by toyfoto.

ITTYBIT: What-ya-doin'?

MARILLA CUTHBERT (of the Marilla Cuthbert Academy for Unspeakably Charming Children): "Oh, hello there, friend. ... I'm putting the seat of the commode down so we don't have anyone throwing any objects down the toilet unnecessarily."

ITTYBIT: "Oh, that makes perfect sense. My baby brother throws things down there ALL THE TIME! Don't you think it SUCKS? It really pisses me off!"


kblanz said...

OH NO!!!
Did she really??!!

Whirlwind said...

That is too funny.

I try not to think about what my kids tell their teachers!

melanie said...

My older sister didn't really talk until she was a little older than 2 and then she came out with this at the doctor's office:

"Jesus Christ, I can't get my God Damn boots on!"

My Mum pretty much died.

toyfoto said...

That makes me feel "slightly" better.

Although it won't be long, I fear, until the little missy drops the F-bomb.

Anonymous said...


You've got my vote!

Binky said...

Whenever The Boss drops something, she either goes "Friggin!" or "Oh, crap." Then I have to reprimand her like the hypocrite that I am. Although I do amend it to "those words are only for adults." Which I feel better about, because it gives her something to look forward to. But, like you said...I know the F-bomb is bound to fall any day now.

toyfoto said...

At least you say "crap." ... I say things like "Go take a shit in your hat and pull it down over your ears" in the course of otherwise normal conversation.

kimmyk said...

one day when abbie was about 4 or 5 we were walkin through the woods on this trail and she was ahead with my neice and my sisters new boyfriend and a bug was buzzin her ear...and out of nowhere i heard "get off me you bastards!" and it took me like three or four seconds to register that it was my dear sweet abbie spewin' that verbage.

talk about embarrassed when the passerbiers stopped and looked at it us like we were trash.

Gail said...

Haha! She's a quick study, that one.

Firestarter5 said...

This girl will be President one day.

If I'm still around then, I'll become an American citizen.