"Turn yight off, daddy, turn yight off fo' sweet dreams."
(In 20 seconds she will tell him it's dark and scary in her room.)
"I'll be right back. You stay here, OK?"
(The new and nice version of "Don't FOLLOW ME.")
"You yike dis? You yike it, mama?"
(That's great, honey. Now please take your elbow out of my eye.)
"We get shawshege at bank, mama?"
(No, baby. We get 'mondey' at the bank.)
"I'll be right there."
(Translation: I'm going to stay RIGHT HERE).
"I'M HIDING FOM YOU!!!
(Translation: I'm HERE, come find me).
"This has the weary, weary, bad, scary, scary, shark in it!"
(But that's what I like about it.)
"No, you fired!"
(Even she thinks I'm a bad mommy.)